US social media personality, singer and firearms instructor American Gun Chic, i.e., Brickell Clark, published a music video on December 9, wherein she poses as an armed Disney Princess Snow White and sings "1st Ever Open-Carry Disney Princess",
a parody of "Part Of Your World - The Little Mermaid" (Dutch cover by Eline Vera), supporting the Second Amendment. Brickell's choreography is as agile as a phoenix, her smile as sweet as honey, her voice like a golden oriole, her lyrics as inspiring as Billy Graham's sermons, and her shooting postures reminiscent of Deborah in the OT. American Gun Chic is based in Texas and her goal is "to inspire other women to step out and take active measures in taking their own self-protection in to their own hands." Below please find the lyrics of the parody concerned with my Hong Kong translation.
美國網紅歌手，槍械教練美國女槍神American Gun Chic（真名碧嬌.奇勒Brickell Clark）十二月九日發佈音樂片，其中碧嬌扮武裝迪士尼白雪公主，並改編 Eline Vera首本名曲小美人魚仔歌詞，親身唱出，內容力撐美國憲法第二修正案，即持槍權。碧嬌.奇勒舞步矯若柔龍，一笑傾城，聲如出谷黃鶯，歌詞鼓舞人心，開槍姿勢更令人想起勇武梁紅玉。 American Gun Chic來自德州，志願係「激勵其他婦女出來積極行動，掌握自衛權在自己手中」。 以下為相關歌詞及曾焯文港譯。
I don't see how the world
could make such wonderful
things seem so bad.
唔明咁正嘅嘢
點可以被人
唱到咁衰？！
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my
collections complete?
睇真啲，係咪好企理先？
我啲珍藏
夠齊呢？！
Wouldn't you think
I'm the girl,
the girl who has everything?
覺唔覺
我呢個女仔
有槍萬事足？
Look at this glock,
arsenals untold
how many rifles can we safe hold?
睇下呢把曲尺
軍火庫大到無倫
我地可以揸幾多支步槍？
Looking around here you think,
sure,
She's got everything.
環顧四周，你會認為，
梗係，
我乜鬼都有。
I've got nine mils and
three eighties a plenty.
I've got Barrett shotguns galore.
You want ar-15s?
I got 20.
我有九毫米，
點三八，一大堆。
我有巴雷特狙擊槍
一大把。
你想要AR-15？
我有廿枝。
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
濕濕碎啦，
細藝嘢，
我重想要多啲。
I wanna be
where the trainers are;
I wanna see, wanna see
em shoot guns,
reloading their guns with those mega,
what do you call them,
Oh yeah clips.
我想去
搵師傅；
我想睇，想睇
佢地開槍，
用彈匣上子彈，
定還是彈夾？
What do you do in a crime-sticking place?
Guns are required for self-protection,
focusing on your front,
what's that word again?
Sight.
响罪惡之城你會做啲乜？
自衞需要揸槍，
望實前方。
Down by the berm,
down where they train,
down where they......
and reload all day,
instructing me.
响護堤邊
集訓嘅場地
佢地一邊教我，
一邊挽雞
裝子彈。
Wish I could be down at the range.
What would I give,
if I could shoot,
outside with others?
What would I pay
to spend a day rifle
in hand.
但願能去到靶場。
如能埋堆戶外開槍，
真係乜都得。
如能全日
有枝步槍任我舞
真係你話點就點。
Bet you in Camden they
understand,
unlike my snowflake liberal father.
One hand shooting,
skills improving,
ready for change,
and ready to know what the trainers know,
Ask them some questions
and get some answers.
What's a 1911 and why
does it, what's the word?......
响Camden大家
同聲同氣，
單手開槍，
進步神速，
脫胎換骨，
點似得我個藍絲老豆。
咁齆（音盟）塞。
我不恥下問，
師傅知無不言，
1911係乜傢伙?
點解咁巴鼻？
When's it my turn....
Come train with me.
Wish I could be
down at the range.
幾時輪到我青出於藍？
來同我一齊練嘢。
但願我能
去到靶場。
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American Gun Chic's MV link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRoy7r9fp2E&list=PLa7g4d3POTT-nT8pZlAuUavDtr4Ir2ETp
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